Tag: funny
group name: miraclemaker
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July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . . more
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . . more
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January 14, 2007 08:03 PM EST --
Now this is how to get your kids to stop getting into trouble!!! lmao
Where is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble . . . more
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . . more
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April 29, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
We seem to have landed smack in the middle of the Age of History Correction. The DaVinci Code raised questions about Mary Magdalene, the Gospel of Judas questions whether the world's all-time snitch . . . more
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March 08, 2007 06:42 AM EST --
This happened back when my Mom and Dad were dating. They couldn't afford to do too much as both families were poor, so the little places they went were fun and meant a lot. They'd gone to a play . . . more
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July 02, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
"Tiny Republican Scruples would be an excellent name for a rock band."
While I have, on occasion, borrowed certain of Dave Barry's techniques and phrases (crediting . . . more
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . . more
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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July 25, 2007 05:37 PM EDT --
When I was chosen for the job as sales department secretary of a large, high-tech manufacturer, I felt like my luck was finally changing for the better… For the previous two years (after being forced . . . more
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July 08, 2007 06:36 AM EDT --
(This is jointly written by Carolyn and Magi - where's that joint gone, Carolyn? What, you gave it to Faith? Oh, dear!)
Happy Birthday, Faith
That's . . . more
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May 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Recently I lost a contest, and half a large filling, to a piece of butterscotch candy. I was in the theater watching a Julia Roberts movie. There was a scene in her bedroom. That’s when I popped . . . more
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May 25, 2007 07:51 PM EDT --
"Women tend to keep bathroom things and men tend to keep refrigerator things."
I'm in the process of moving so I've got stuff on the brain. I'm tossing out the stuff I don't . . . more
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June 05, 2007 08:16 PM EDT --
"If you have a grandfather and a father living under the same roof, how do you handle Father's Day?"
June 17th is Father's Day, a pale imitation of Mother's . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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January 10, 2007 06:36 PM EST --
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, you can have her shipped home for $5,000, . . . more
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